Slow down sucker, you’re going tooo fast
Keep doing that and you’ll end up on your arse.
Nobody likes, NO BODY likes the way you move, you mss the beat, you’re out of the groove.
Your hands are doing this, feet doing that. That ... thing on your head, you call it ‘a hat’?
Take a breath, take a pause, take your time and take it easy.
When you gyrate the girls feel queasy.
Please don’t. Please don’t thrust. Point the other way if you must.
Don’t twirl, don’t spin rotate, or pirouette, just go outside and smoke a cigarette.
When you dance you always have space ‘cos of your hairy, scary dancing face….
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