Tuesday, 27 December 2011

He's a good man


He’s a good man, works hard for a living
He’s a good man, yes, he’s caring AND giving
He’s a good man, he eats what I cook, never makes a complaint
He’s a good man: drinker, smoker, player? These are things that he AIN’T
I trust him I love him, I’d sacrifice my life
If he asked me I’d say yes if he said “will you be my wife?”
He’s a good man, doesn’t swear when I’m about
He’s a good man; I’ve never heard him shout
He’s a good man, kind to animals and VERY good with kids
He’s a good man, looks after his mates when they are on the skids
I trust him I love him I’d give up on my career
If he asked me I’d move just so we could be near
He’s a good man; he’s useful round the house
He’s a good man, ain’t scared of spiders, ain’t scared of a little mouse
He’s a good man, neat and tidy, polished shoes, clean nails
He’s a good man, comes shopping, even takes me to the sales
He’s a good man, he respects me and the decisions that I make
He’s a good man, he knows a relationship’s about give and take
I trust him I love him with him I’d run away
I’d give him all I have if he wasn’t fucking gay.

tired


Tired, tried to sleep but couldn’t, closed my eyes but my brain wouldn’t
Stop, returning, turning, spurting, spurning my desire to be free.
It cajoled me, decided to hold me, in it’s crazed ferocity.
It took me back through years, tears, fears and opportunities. Reminded me of lost loves, bad boys, and gorgeous girls until my mind was full of whole communities; babies, toddlers, teens, young adults, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, witnesses and a vast array of smaller cults.
Battered me with images of bodies writhing, riding, biting, fighting, none of them were law-abiding, all were moving, pushing, pulling, slipping, sliding. Kisses, strokes, nibbles, sucks; glimpses of a thousand fucks.
Tired, tried to sleep but couldn’t, closed my eyes but my brain wouldn’t…slow the pace. It showed me each and every face I’d ever kissed, each and every one I missed, didn’t do it like a list, didn’t have any rules; a brother then several fools, a mother then two friends on stools, then another, then one that drools, then one other draped in jewels. I tried to make connections, tried to put them into sections but I couldn’t make corrections, they were right but no, that’s wrong, those are good, those are strong, they definitely do belong, but those two can’t go together, can‘t be in each others life; that’s HER husband and that’s HIS wife, that’s a cousin, that’s a nephew okay, that’s a niece but where is the connecting piece? There’s my father without warning, I’m going to be so tired in the morning….

happy new year

So…the end is near and now we face another countdown…
New Year’s Eve rears its head and we’ll all dance to Motown
Auld acquaintances will be remembered and contact will be made
Memories will be rehashed and slightly over played
Stocks will be restored because we gorged all over Xmas break
Food, drink, class ‘A’s and ‘B’s we said we wouldn’t take
Are in our bellies and our minds are starting slowly to recover
But soon will come a night unlike any other
Where gentle steps become leaps and bounds as we push head long into fever
Friends come out, drunks fall about and we are both or either
Battles fought for tickets sought are forgotten as we enter
Buses, full and FREE, tubes packed with glee, we get into the centre
This way, that way over there, let’s stop and get our bearings
In that bar we’ll have a jar and we can start to share things
He’s feeling down, she’s coming up, we’ll have one more then we really have to leave
He starts to cry, she’s really high and I think I’m going to heave
Music’s pumping, people jumping, smiles on all our faces
Pubs and clubs are fit to burst; it’s crammed in all the places
Queues are long, anticipation’s strong, wide-eyed nervous looks
In the line friends of mine, from work, school, one or two are crooks
All here to drink with cheer, another year is nearly done
Battles fought hard all year either lost or clearly won
The ticking tocks, an eye on clocks, the end is very close now...
…From 10 down to 5 the joy begins, please don’t be morose now.
From 5 down to 4 the fun’s begun for those that couldn’t wait
For some a show to let others know that they’ve decided on their fate
Bells ring out people shout and everyone is kissing
Glasses clink as we all drink to those we wish weren’t missing.

Sunday, 18 December 2011

.IT’S A LONDON THING



Aldwych, Aldgate
Brixton, Bishopsgate
Clapton, Clapham and Camberwell (of course)
Dulwich to Denmark Hill, where it gets a little more coarse
Guns at the ‘Elephant’ ain’t the same as Eton rifles
T.A.’S, P.T.A’S funded by fetes and fairs selling home made trifles
Gimps, goons, gangsters, gentlemen and gays
Harridans, harlots, whores and ones that go both ways
Islanders, idealists, inbreds, inmates
Jokers, Jehovahs, jugglers, jailbaits
Kennington/Kensington the difference is clear
Londoners all, I hold all of them dear
Mates, muckers, marauding mobs
Neighbours, knockers, nutters and (k) nobs
Opportunists in Oxford Street making their marks
From Putney to Peckham, it’s plastered with parks
Quiet, quaint, quintessentially queer
Richmond’s a royal one, with surprisingly, deer!
Status symbols slip silently passed
Tottenham to Totteridge, that journey’s not fast
Uxbridge, the outskirts, all similar places
Vauxhall’s where you’ll see a vast array of faces
West Ham, Wimbledon, Watford, both places AND teams
Excessive, exciting it explodes at the seams
Youthful, young, incredible old, yet constantly new
Zealots, Zionists there’s even a zoo.

A good man is hard to find




He’s a good man: works hard for a living
He’s a good man: yes, he’s caring and giving
He’s a good man: he eats what I cook, never makes a complaint
He’s a good man:  drinker, smoker, player? These are things that he ain’t!
I trust him, I love him, and I’d sacrifice my life.
If he asked me I’d say yes, if he said “will you be my wife?”
He’s a good man: he won’t swear whenever I’m about
He’s a good man: I’ve never heard him shout
He’s a good man: kind to animals and he’s very good with kids
He’s a good man: looks after his mates when they’re on the skids
I trust him, I love him, and I’d give up my career
If he asked me, I’d move so we could be near
He’s a good man: he’s useful all round the house
He’s a good man: ain’t scared of spiders, bugs or a mouse
He’s a good man: neat and tidy, polished shoes, clean nails
He’s a good man: comes shopping, even takes me to the sales
He’s a good man:  he respects me and the decisions that I make
He’s a good man: knows a relationship is about give and take
I trust him I love him, with him, I’d run away
I’d give him all I have, if he wasn’t fucking gay.

Alphabetti spaghetti


A is for apple
B is for bite
C is for crunch
D for delight
E is for eggs
F is for food
G is for everything that can taste good
H for humus, halibut and ham
I for inventive, which in the kitchen, I am
J is for jelly, juices and jerk
K for knives in the kitchen, where I do all my work
L is linguini, lunch even liver
M is for mushrooms, whole or a sliver
N is nuts, nachos, soup made from nettle
O is for oranges, which help the stomach to settle
P for pork, peaches, and plates fit for a prince
Q is quail, quavers or quince
R for rabbit, ravioli or the rivers I fish
S for sugars, sweets or savouries served on a dish
T is for tarts, treats like tiramisu
U for utensils and ugly fruit too
X is for Xmas where we eat to excess
Y is for yolk, yam…do I like food? The answer is yes
Z is for zest. Food is the best

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Sharing is good to...


To share a bus, you only have to step on board
To share a train, the same
To share a meal is a wonderful thing
It is good to share the blame
To share your feelings can be hard
But worth taking a chance
If you share music, you may share a dance
SOMETIMES, I DON’T WANT TO SHARE
SOMETIMES I WANT IT TO MYSELF
SOMETIMES I HIDE WHAT I HAVE
To share your thoughts can, in some places, get you put in jail
It’s good to share shelter from snow and hail
“Share and share alike.” They say. THEY have plenty
Sharing a bath ensures you get dirty
Sharing a shower is a lot more flirty
Sharing communion is tribal cannibalism
Sharing a moment of beauty lives with all that shared it forever.
Everyone wants an equal share
Sharing space is hard with strangers and amazing with lovers
Sharing fluids….
I like to share. Do you?